You too can learn to do the Symphony Shuffle! Follow these easy step-by-step instructions and you’ll be on the FAST track to a career in arts administration!
Choose a destination; this is where you’ll find yourself in a few moments time.
 | 1. Stand with feet facing forward, and legs shoulder-width apart. |
 | 2. Lean your head down so you can clearly see your feet.Note: Be sure to keep your head down and your eyes on your feet at all times to ensure you don’t trip; this will also allow you to avoid caloric distractions (such as cookies and donuts) as well as any co-workers that may want to chit-chat while you’re doing the shuffle! |
 | 3. Lean forward at a 45° angle, then move your right foot forward. |
 | 4. Now, move your left foot forward, you should still be leaning at a 45° angle, as if you’re about to charge forwards. |
 | 5. Repeat steps #3 and #4 in rapid succession; try to do this as quickly as possible without running. |
 | 6. Once you’ve reached your destination, you’ve done the Symphony Shuffle! |
The Symphony Shuffle will:
- Improve your cardio and help build muscle mass!
- Help you get to your sixth meeting of the day on time!
- Allow you to make it to the restroom and back to your desk in 30 seconds flat!
Warning: DO NOT attempt the Symphony Shuffle with heels exceeding two inches in height.
I LOVE it! When I read your Symphony Shuffle – my mind immediately drifted to an oldie moldie song. Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsRdkrxl4g. I think we should set up a meeting to learn steps and music to go along with your great idea! Anyone care to create a Department/Houston Symphony theme song!